ur not a true blogger until u feel pins and needles in ur fingers from blogging too hard
i think youre having a stroke
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why do some 15 year olds type like grandparents? its like ‘Well hello there, Welcome to my blog! I really like Disney and tell the occasional joke (It’s been known to happen!)” like wtf chill this isn’t an essay
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i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
You’ve obviously never dealt with this fucker before then
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wouldnt it be a beautiful thing if sex ed had an optional extra credit opportunity where you got to choose a classmate to practice safe sex with and present a slideshow to the class including pictures details and the used condom. this is what our school system needs. this will fix our problems
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ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow
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